|other girls:||straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels|
|me:||short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.|
|zayn:||we were in malabami|
|liam:||portugal? they speak spanish there right?|
|niall:||today was a busy week for us|
|zayn:||connecticut! my town!|
|harry:||i was wearing new jeans today and have just realized i went the whole day with the sticker on my leg..|
|niall (on his pet hates):||rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing|
|zayn:||avocados are my new favorite vegetable!|
|louis:||do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?|
|liam:||where is venezuela on the map?|
|harry:||*tweets his own instagram*|
“i dont care about looks”
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?
ARE YOU HYDRATED?
IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?
HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?
FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.
ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:
YOU I ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY
this is the third time this post has reminded me to take my meds
we’re all gonna die
dude i haven’t had any water today or taken my meds thank you for this post